Saturday, December 22, 2007
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Habit of Asians~ Cutting queue. A highly regarded technique among all Asians. Giving you the benefit of less 160 seconds or more in a long line of abeyance, it also reveals maturity levels. Intrigued that it can do that MUCH eh?
Often, Cutters( lets not generalize that much) would have a sense of fear, anxiety, and aghast endured throughout the mind dementing stares from the back. Chickenheartedness would also rain thoughts like these into the jelly(brain).
(eh siao liao!! that guy seems like hes staring at me, but i cut his queue only what?!) (keep calm keep calm.. breathe in.. breathe out..) (*Squint eyes* its ok its ok.. tell yourself its ok..) And then, sometimes it ends with a deafening *POK!*.
But certain cutters found ways and means to beat the rap. Dodging and feinting through every disconcerting glare.
One such technique I myself experienced, was one of the lost skills of ancient felines. "The stare". Damn. They just fire freezing glares into your pupil, knocking you off your chain of thoughts. Compelling you into a state of fragility and remorse of ever pondering over the fact that you ranted at them for them cutting your queue.
Techniques such as these are usable almost in every aspect of your life. So learn well. Practice makes perfect. ;)
Stupid cutters... boo you!!
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